"It’s all the men’s fault" she said. As she sat at her computer chair that struggled to hold up her massive girth. Stuffing cheetos into her gaping maw, while running her fingers through her greasy orange dust streaked hair.
"These men forcing unrealistic standards on girls is the reason why men just can’t handle a real woman like me." She bellowed while flipping her hair and snapping her neck, causing the plethora of underarm and chin fat to ripple as if made of jello.
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